让人吐血的中式英语摘抄
让人吐血的中式英语
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1.u ask me,i ask who?
你问我,我问谁?
you no three no four,i will give you color see see
如果你不三不四,我就给你点颜色看看
don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
o everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
me you me
彼此彼此
Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知...
H SISTER
表妹
on born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
ican Chinese not enough
美中不足
car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
t flower angry open
心花怒放
past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
have two down son。
你有两下